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Samuel L. Jackson Wants You To Go The F*** To Sleep

Samuel L. Jackson is, in my opinion, the most talented Black male actor in the bizness, Morgan Freeman notwithstanding. No doubt, Samuel L. is like the coolest old head of all-time. Remember Pulp Fiction? Jackie Brown? And he must be the coolest Dad ever. Think about it, who wouldn’t want to have Samuel Jackson as their pops?

Only thing is, you might not want him telling this particular bedtime story to your youngins cause Samuel can cuss his ass off.

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Bishop Eddie Long Won’t Like This Skit At All…

…and neither will his beleaguered wife and stupefied congregants. Straight up, comedian Stevieweevie holds nothing back in this one.

Among the highlights:

* “Eddie Long” feverishly chopping up “cocaine” while listening to 80s track, “She’s A Maniac”.

* “Eddie Long” saying, “I love me some niggas in some skinny jeans, lawd Jesus!”

* “Eddie Long” singing “This little dick of mine, I’m gonna let it shine”.

LOL. Stevieweevie, if I were you, I wouldn’t visit New Birth Missionary anytime soon.

 

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DMX’s Rocky Marriage Getting TV Therapy

Rap icon DMX is coming to TV–and, encouragingly, he won’t be wearing a jail suit or handcuffs. X and his beleaguered wife Tashera are headed for reality TV and will be part of VH-1′s upcoming relationship show, Couples Therapy.

Just when you thought Tashera had called it quits with her ride or die hubby–who has 10 kids, four with her alone– evidently, the near-geriatric Hip Hop married couple want to work it out, on camera, for your obvious enjoyment and presumed ridicule.

They’ll join a few other people with dysfunctional relationships:

Relationships are hard enough, but imagine the pressure of having your hook ups, “bumps” on the relationship road and breakups as fodder for the tabloids. More and more it seems, couples whose matters of the heart play out in the public eye are calling it quits and throwing in the towel on their relationships. Why is it so tough for these couples to stay together? Looking to shed light on the issue, VH1 will examine the complicated and often misunderstood world of high-profile relationships with “Couples Therapy” (WT).

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Robin Thicke – Love After War (Live On Leno)

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Check out the man that women young and old seem to adore performing his new track “Love After War” on Leno.

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Tyler Perry’s ‘Good Deeds’ Trailer

At last, the trailer for Tyler Perry’s newest movie, Good Deeds, hits the Web. Judging by this telling clip, fans expecting to see TP draped in grandmotherly-like drag via Madea will be disappointed. But he does include a few familiar faces in the film, such as Phylicia Rashad, Gabrielle Union and Brian White; TP evidently likes trying to breathe life into the basically dead careers of some of his acting friends.

Tyler Perry’s movies are pretty predictable so just peep the clip and you’ll probably figure out what its all about without me telling you what I think is going on. Uncharacteristically of TP flicks, though, this movie appears to have a potentially plausible plot. Much too often, TP films rely on lame plots featuring various characters wisecracking 1980s one-liners and long-forgotten slang.

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Video: Paul Mooney Jr.- Pervert Turkey Day, T-Pain, Big Girl Stripper Pole

More hilarity from a comedic legend.

Paul Mooney Jr. returns with his most recent weekend update for his fans. In this episode, Paul touches on a story about a 23 year old women who was caught having sex with a 15 year old relative, singer T-Pain finally sings without auto tune, and later a big white girl
finds herself on the pole.

Check out more Paul Mooney Jr. videos here.

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U.S. Troops Catch Iraqi Man Screwing A Donkey

This is just weird. But I’ve heard this sort of thing occurs in certain countries more often than you might want to imagine.

Evidently, the capture and subsequent execution of dead former dictator Saddam Hussein has opened the doors for previously frowned upon acts, including donkey banging.

The U.S. troops filming this idiocy don’t seem shocked by this man straddling his donkey. Which means they have probably seen this sort of thing in Iraq before.

No word on whether the donkey was male or female.

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Machine Gun Kelly–Miracle Worker; Rapper Inspires Disabled Teen To Walk

Cleveland rapper Machine Gun Kelly channelled his inner-Benny Hinn and inspired a teen fan suffering from cerebral palsy to walk and join him on stage.

This is a touching moment. Cerebral Palsy is a serious medical condition that adversely affects the body’s motor skills. And its rare that rappers celebrate their fans in such an enormously supportive way so Kelly collects major cool points for his humanity.

Check out the crowd’s reaction when Ryan Hex, of Brunswick, Ohio, takes those precious steps.

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