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Prostitution Is Legal In Spain Unless You Force Somebody To Hoe For Ya’

Chinese people will always find a way to get to the money, no matter where they are on the planet. Must be genetics.

But in Spain, the Chinese over there will stuff your ass in a truck and put you up in a whorehouse in a minute. And they were doing it a lot over there, especially since prostitution is not illegal in Spain.

But forcing somebody to be a hoe is illegal over there in Spain, which means pimps are more than likely banned. Oh, and human trafficking is a crime there too. But the Chinese were getting away with it big-time.

But who knew Spain was so liberal and offered legalized whoring? Now some of those over the hill video vixens over here have a place to potentially work when they run out of options in the U.S.

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$200 To Drive Through A Battlefield And Get A Bomb Hurled At You??

You already know those militants ain’t playing no games in Pakistan/Afghanistan and now they’ve started throwing bombs at supply trucks.

And you thought driving in traffic in the U.S. was a pain in the ass? Try dodging Scud missiles and shit. These convoy truck drivers are earning $200 a day to deliver supplies to NATO forces, all the while risking getting a rocket fired up their asses.

But these truck drivers say they are so poor and desperate that they’ll do anything for that lil’ bit of change.

Talk about extreme jobs. These dudes could have their own reality show but they might have trouble finding a camera crew brave enough to ride shotgun with ‘em.

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Those Rebels In Libya Don’t Play

I’m still not sure this is what the U.S. had in mind when they helped overthrow Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi. These rebels are going HAM. People who did Gadhafi’s bidding and people who were suspected of doing Gadhafi’s bidding are still being shot dead and left on the side of the road.

After the rebels tried to sodomize Gadhafi with the butt of a rifle last week, they decided to just kill his ass, blame it on crossfire, and be done with it. At least they left his wig on.

The British media, as always, are the first to get the inside scoop on massacres and civil unrest and the violent overthrow of dictators. I wonder why? Every time shit gets off the chain in the world, there’s always a British reporter on the set. I guess American reporters are like, “Fuck that, I ain’t leaving my cushy office for that bullshit”.

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That War In Iraq Really Was A Bad Idea

Close to 9 years after former President George Bush declared war on Iraq, the final tallies are coming in for the war that nobody seemed to want to be bothered with. In human terms, more than a million people have lost their lives, including almost 5,000 U.S. service members. And the deaths are still mounting.

In financial terms, a staggering $4 trillion–and counting. That includes rising costs in Iraq, Pakistan, and the price of fighting that war in Afghanistan. Oh, and this doesn’t include the costs of providing medical assistance to the troops who’ll be coming home and surely needing medical care in the coming years. You know, the medical care that some folks don’t think poor people should have.

After President Barack Obama announced Friday that the remaining U.S. troops stationed in Iraq would all be leaving by the end of the year, everybody rejoiced. Except for people in Iraq, who’ll now have to try and continue on without much U.S. help.

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Moammar Gadhafi Died With A Wig On

He was forced to hide in a shithole after being bombed by a drone; bloodied, disoriented and then paraded down a dirt road before ultimately being executed; and now comes the final insult for now-dead Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi: The coroner tasked with collecting DNA from Gadhafi’s body says the internationally despised leader was wearing a damned hairpiece when he died.

Death can be an ugly thing but its even worse when its a gruesome, violent death in the midst of a cheering, bloodthirsty crowd. For Gadhafi–an extremely self-conscious man rumored to have had several plastic surgeries–having the world know he wore a wig would have been extremely embarrassing. He clearly wanted to hide his wig-wearing from the public. Jeez, those rebels wanted to make sure Gadhafi looked like a jackass before, during and after his death, didn’t they?

 

No word on what the coroner did with the wig, which reportedly took him by surprise after it slid off Gadhafi’s head and onto the morgue floor.

What now remains unclear is how Gahdafi’s remains will be(or have been) disposed of but Islamic tradition requires prompt disposal of remains. Reports say burial will take place at a secret location ASAP. Meanwhile, reports say Gadhafi’s body is being stored in a freezer inside a Libyan shopping center.

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Report: Moammar Gadhafi Killed By Rebels

Longtime Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is dead, according to rebels in his country who had been vigilantly tracking the former dictator down.

This information was relayed to American news agencies via Arab media. CNN was clear to point out that, at this time, its unable to confirm Gadhafi was killed.

But CNN did say a photo of what is touted as a bloody and dead Gadhafi has surfaced:

Looks like a legit photo but I’m no expert. However, if Gadhafi is likely dead, then this is quite a turnaround from earlier in the year, when the strongman looked poised to endure uprisings that toppled leaders in Yemen and Egypt.

 

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Women Rape Men In Zimbabwe; Keep Sperm For Later Rituals

Three women in Zimbabwe who targeted at least 17 male hitchhikers for rape over a span of two years are in jail.

And instead of putting on a short skirt and some heels, like most horny chicks, these heifers would use drinks laced with tranquilizing drugs to get some action, and even occasionally pulled out pistols, forcing the men to then dick them down at gunpoint.

But the goal for the three chicks wasn’t a sexual one–it was a ritualistic one; cops say the three women were making the men have sex with them so they could collect their sperm for supposed money-getting, tribal rituals that require jizz as part of the deal.

The men went to the police and cops say there could be many more victims of Rosemary Chakwizira, 24, Sophie Nhokwara, 26, and her sister, Netsai Nhokwara, 24. All three were charged with sex crimes. And cops believe the women are just three members of a larger, nationwide posse of sperm-robbers targeting men across the country for their man juice.

When cops caught up with the three dick-seeking desperadoes, they had a total of 33 condoms filled with sperm tucked away in their car and in their purses.

In another odd twist, the three women got bagged after Ngwenya ran over and killed a pedestrian while driving a red Chevrolet Aveo owned by Sophie Nhokwara.

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Three Women Win ‘Nobel Peace Prize’; Work In Womens’ Rights Activism Cited

The 2011 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded Friday to Liberian President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Liberian peace activist Leymah Gbowee and Tawakkul Karman of Yemen for their work on women’s rights.

Besides winning the coveted international award, the three women will share a cash gift that amounts to about $1.5 million.

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